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The Thursday Team Time Trial is shaping up to be a high-stakes duel between the Cruzbike Chicks and the Sticky Bottles. So far, the Stickies are the only squad the Chicks haven’t cracked in the series, and with High Speed still ghosting the sign-up sheet and Low Drag being dead, the Stickies are the main course on Thursday’s menu. Believe it—the Chicks are bringing knives.
"This week, it's over. The streak is over," vows one anonymous Chick. "With High Speed and Low Drag scrambling for riders, all eyes are on the Stickies’ streak. Despite their ragtag vibe, they’ve got some sneaky-slick tactics, especially when it comes to the finish. We’ll be ready."
On the other side, the Sticky Bottles aren’t just aware—they’re proud holders of the world's longest winning streak against the Chicks, and they plan to extend it.
“These aren’t just women—they’re wonder women,” says team cheerleader Hardy Swinson. “I’m pretty sure aliens have taken over their bodies. But we’ve got three counter-plays cooked up, and we like our odds.”
Vegas Line:
Cruzbike Chicks -115
Sticky Bottles +105
(Over/Under margin of victory: 8.5 seconds)
High Speed to field a legit roster: +350
Low Drag (no play, no line)
Closing Take:
The Chicks are aiming to make history; the Stickies are trying to stop it cold. One team’s streak ends Thursday—place your bets.
"This week, it's over. The streak is over," vows one anonymous Chick. "With High Speed and Low Drag scrambling for riders, all eyes are on the Stickies’ streak. Despite their ragtag vibe, they’ve got some sneaky-slick tactics, especially when it comes to the finish. We’ll be ready."
On the other side, the Sticky Bottles aren’t just aware—they’re proud holders of the world's longest winning streak against the Chicks, and they plan to extend it.
“These aren’t just women—they’re wonder women,” says team cheerleader Hardy Swinson. “I’m pretty sure aliens have taken over their bodies. But we’ve got three counter-plays cooked up, and we like our odds.”
Vegas Line:
Cruzbike Chicks -115
Sticky Bottles +105
(Over/Under margin of victory: 8.5 seconds)
High Speed to field a legit roster: +350
Low Drag (no play, no line)
Closing Take:
The Chicks are aiming to make history; the Stickies are trying to stop it cold. One team’s streak ends Thursday—place your bets.
