Cruzbike freebies

[benphyr]

That title caught your attention - read on - beware warped sense of humour ahead:

I can't find it but if there is a thread like this "What did you do to your Cruzbike today?" or "Things you didn't know come with your Cruzbike" or "Cruzbike things that make you go hmmm.?." If there is a thread that suits this post - someone please let me know the name of it so I can move this over there...

This post is brought to you by Winston Cruzbike Churchill:

Ask not what you can do to your Cruzbike but what your Cruzbike can do to you.




I hope that is not too much skin for website approval!

Cruzbikes come with this additional feature free of charge: temporary tattoo. Some may choose to avoid applying or wearing this tattoo in public.

 

[CruzLike]

Winston Churchill said that?

 

[trplay]

Cruzbike single handed-----went out roped and branded------the best beef in the land!

 

[Leif]

Winston Churchill said that?

Nah, I think he's a little confused. It was Winston Kennedy.

 

[3bs]

Winston Churchill and Joe Kennedy were sitting in Niagara one afternoon during prohibition trying to figure out a way to smuggle booze into the usa but WC wanted British taxation on the clandestine imports, and as they were not tea, he did not think any yank would mind. Kennedy was not concerned as long as it was the buyer not the bootlegger who would pay it.....

crap. i forgot the rest of the story....

 

[Rampa]

The narrow niche market for custom seat pad covers has arisen!

 

[bladderhead]

All the American IPA is going in Victoria docks until Trump gives us a decent trade deal.