John Dorlon
Guru
This isn't Cruzbike related, but it's bike related, so I figure that's close enough. I stumbled across it today and though it was funny, so I'm sharing it.
https://jokesfunnystories.quora.com/Juan-comes-up-to-the-Mexican-border-on-his-bicycle
https://jokesfunnystories.quora.com/Juan-comes-up-to-the-Mexican-border-on-his-bicycle