Alright, Cruzbikers, I’ve officially tried everything—I’ve pulled out all the guilt trips, the peer pressure, and even a few well-timed lies about prize money. But apparently, the allure of crushing it in the Zwift WTRL TTT isn’t enough to get you off the couch. So, I’ve concluded: You guys must be meeting at some underground club to avoid exercise. I swear, if you don’t show up this week, I will send your email addresses to every spam fitness newsletter on the Webb. Let's go Thursday sign-ups are underway!